Nitrate Factory - Women's Tee

$28.00 USD

Are you an aquarium enthusiast, ever hear the term "Nitrate Factory"? Well, did you know that not only are you a proud owner of an aquarium, but you're also a walking, talking nitrate factory? That's right! Our bodies are not only capable of amazing things like thinking, dancing, and eating copious amounts of pizza, but we also have the remarkable ability to produce nitrates!

It's like a hidden talent nobody talks about. Move over, professional athletes and award-winning actors, because we humans have our very own chemical factory inside us. Our bodies, in their infinite wisdom, convert the nitrogen compounds from the food we consume into nitrates. It's like our own personal production line, pumping out nitrates like it's nobody's business.

Now, you might be wondering, "Why on earth would our bodies do such a thing?" Well, my friend, it turns out that nitrates play a crucial role in various bodily functions. They help regulate blood pressure, enhance muscle function, and even contribute to the production of nitric oxide, which is like the VIP pass for a healthy cardiovascular system.

So, here you are, strutting around with your fancy aquarium, and little do people know that you're carrying a mini nitrate factory within you. It's like being a superhero with a secret identity, except instead of fighting crime, you're silently producing nitrates while going about your daily life.

But remember, just like in your aquarium, balance is key. Too many nitrates can cause trouble. That's why it's important to maintain a healthy lifestyle and keep those nitrate levels in check just like a water change. So, embrace your inner nitrate factory, my friend, and rock our Nitrate Factory t-shirt with pride. Because not only are you an aquarium enthusiast, you're also a living, breathing (and nitrate-producing) wonder of nature!

  • Design on Front
  • Medium shirt on display

Style: WOMEN


Color: BLACK



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We're introducing the perfect tee for female reefers and enthusiasts. Our women's tee is thoughtfully designed to deliver both comfort and style, unlike generic unisex shirts. With a slightly looser and boxier cut, this tee flatters all body shapes, making it the ultimate "boyfriend" cut tee.

  • 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton
  • Screen Printed Soft-Hand Feel
  • Custom "No Feel" Tagless Neck Label
  • Sewn Label on Right Sleeve
  • Designed and Hand Printed in USA

Women's Shirts

  • Softer and lighter fabric weight
  • These are not unisex shirts as they have a "Boyfriend" tee cut.
  • Sleeve label will soften after wash.
Women's Size Chart S  M L XL XXL
Chest Width 19.5" 20.5" 21.5" 22.5" 23.5"
Body Length 24" 25" 26" 27" 28"


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  • 5% of every purchase goes towards the non-profit organization, Coral Reef Alliance (CORAL).
    • CORAL is a hands-on organization that works with local communities and partners to promote the long-term health and resilience of coral reefs and the marine ecosystems that depend on them.
    • CORAL partners with other organizations and initiatives that focus specifically on ocean cleanup and plastic reduction, recognizing the importance of these activities in protecting the health of coral reefs and other marine ecosystems.
    • Annual Report Statistics - Coral Reef Alliance
  • Ethical sourcing and manufacturing
  • Designed, Handprinted with Handsewn Labels in USA